Quotes
- Tom Griswold on dating women
The sense of humor is the first thing to go.
- Chick McGee on our phone topic
I was told to point out that the topic is "things you hid from your parents," not "things you were beaten with."
- Kristi Lee on the trapped miners
We don't have to work in a hole, but we do have to work with one.
- Theo Von on playing the game "Gay Chicken"
If you look someone in the eyes you get a warning.
- Chick McGee on kissing Tom Griswold
How much money would it take to get you to kiss me on the mouth?
- Bob Kevoian on sex toy stores
Me walking into an adult novelty shop is like Norm walking into Cheers.
- Bob Kevoian on Marital Relationships
If I didn't grab for the naughty parts right away, my wife would think I was having an affair.
- Chick McGee on pleasuring yourself at work
You never know when the "love bug" is going to strike. Even at work.
- Tom Griswold on our spray tan model
I bet she's not going to Vegas alone, and I bet she didn't buy her own ticket.
- Frank Caliendo on not being quoted
I was on the Quotes Page once... back in 1995 I think.